Wow...really?

I went to Elements bar @ Sanctuary last night - a very elite lounge and resort on Camelback mountain. Anyway, in making fun of trust fund kids and those with ridiculous amounts of money, we came across a magazine 'for the rich' called Desert Living: Modern Luxury for the Desert. We found a great deal of entertainment in one of their articles: 17 Ways...to thrive in a recessed economy. Some things on this list: 1) If you can't get bread to eat, just have some nice cake; 4) Since you're not giving up happy hour, drink cocktails with some nutritional value, like Bloody Marys, Pina Coladas, and martinis with extra olives; 7) Fold the tip of your toilet paper in a triangle like your housekeeper used to...The rest of the list can be found on their website: http://www.desertlivingmag.com/current.htm. Must be rough.